update #9
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index.js
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@ -53,25 +53,33 @@ function initiateSettings(socket) {
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// return random suggestion string
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function suggestion(username) {
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const n = crypto.randomInt(8)
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const n = crypto.randomInt(12)
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switch(n) {
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case 0:
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return 'How about logging off instead?';
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case 1:
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return `Would you like to delete your toot, ${username}?`;
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return `Would you like to delete your toot, @${username}?`;
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case 2:
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return 'Can I help you take a walk outside?';
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return 'Can I help you take a walk outside? 🚶➡️';
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case 3:
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return 'You may like to reconsider your life choices.';
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case 4:
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return 'Why not try looking at #CatsOfMastodon instead?';
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case 5:
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return `Come on ${username}, we've talked about this.`;
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return `Come on @${username}, we've talked about this. 🤷♂️`;
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case 6:
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return `You should go look at some trees. Trees are calming`;
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return `You should go look at some trees. Trees are calming 🌳`;
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case 7:
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return `I'm not angry. I'm just very disappointed.`;
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return `I'm not angry. I'm just very disappointed. 😔`;
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case 8:
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return `You said you were going to stop doing that ...and yet here we are.`;
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case 9:
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return `Time to touch some grass 🌱`;
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case 10:
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return `Why not have a nice cup of tea instead? 🫖`;
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case 11:
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return `And yet you still haven't read all of those books in your TBR pile. 🤔`;
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}
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}
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