index.js

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-/* 
+/*
 
   Clippy bot for mastodon.
 
@@ -53,25 +53,33 @@ function initiateSettings(socket) {
 // return random suggestion string
 function suggestion(username) {
 
-  const n = crypto.randomInt(8)
+  const n = crypto.randomInt(12)
 
     switch(n) {
       case 0:
         return 'How about logging off instead?';
       case 1:
-        return `Would you like to delete your toot, ${username}?`;
+        return `Would you like to delete your toot, @${username}?`;
       case 2:
-        return 'Can I help you take a walk outside?';
+        return 'Can I help you take a walk outside? 🚶‍➡️';
       case 3:
         return 'You may like to reconsider your life choices.';
       case 4:
         return 'Why not try looking at #CatsOfMastodon instead?';
       case 5:
-        return `Come on ${username}, we've talked about this.`;
+        return `Come on @${username}, we've talked about this. 🤷‍♂️`;
       case 6:
-        return `You should go look at some trees. Trees are calming`;
+        return `You should go look at some trees. Trees are calming 🌳`;
       case 7:
-        return `I'm not angry. I'm just very disappointed.`;
+        return `I'm not angry. I'm just very disappointed. 😔`;
+      case 8:
+        return `You said you were going to stop doing that ...and yet here we are.`;
+      case 9:
+        return `Time to touch some grass 🌱`;
+      case 10:
+        return `Why not have a nice cup of tea instead? 🫖`;
+      case 11:
+        return `And yet you still haven't read all of those books in your TBR pile. 🤔`;
     }
 }
 
@@ -133,42 +141,42 @@ function listen() {
 
   // make sure bot is set up correctly each time it starts
   initiateSettings(ws)
-  
+
   // errors
   ws.on('error', err => {
     console.error(`WebSocket error: ${err.message}`)
     resetConnection(ws)
   })
-  
+
   // check updates and notifications in the stream
   ws.on('message', msg => {
     let packet = JSON.parse(msg)
     let data = JSON.parse(packet.payload)
-  
+
     // notifications
     if (packet.event == 'notification') {
-  
+
       // always follow back
       if (data.type == 'follow') {
         followAction(data.account.id, 'follow')
       }
-  
+
       if (data.type == 'mention') {
-  
+
         let post = data.status.content
-  
+
         // check start requests
         if (post.match(/\bSTART\b/)) {
           followAction(data.account.id, 'follow')
         }
-  
+
         // check stop requests
         if (post.match(/\STOP\b/)) {
           followAction(data.account.id, 'unfollow')
         }
       }
     }
-  
+
     // updates (posts)
     if (packet.event == 'update') {
       let rid = data.id
@@ -185,7 +193,7 @@ function listen() {
         }
         else if (data.spoiler_text.toLowerCase().includes(topic)) {
             sendResponse(rid, user, username)
-        } 
+        }
         else if (data.tags.map(tag => tag.name.toLowerCase()).includes(topic)) {
           sendResponse(rid, user, username)
         }