index.js

@@ -53,25 +53,33 @@ function initiateSettings(socket) {
 // return random suggestion string
 function suggestion(username) {
 
-  const n = crypto.randomInt(8)
+  const n = crypto.randomInt(12)
 
     switch(n) {
       case 0:
         return 'How about logging off instead?';
       case 1:
-        return `Would you like to delete your toot, ${username}?`;
+        return `Would you like to delete your toot, @${username}?`;
       case 2:
-        return 'Can I help you take a walk outside?';
+        return 'Can I help you take a walk outside? 🚶‍➡️';
       case 3:
         return 'You may like to reconsider your life choices.';
       case 4:
         return 'Why not try looking at #CatsOfMastodon instead?';
       case 5:
-        return `Come on ${username}, we've talked about this.`;
+        return `Come on @${username}, we've talked about this. 🤷‍♂️`;
       case 6:
-        return `You should go look at some trees. Trees are calming`;
+        return `You should go look at some trees. Trees are calming 🌳`;
       case 7:
-        return `I'm not angry. I'm just very disappointed.`;
+        return `I'm not angry. I'm just very disappointed. 😔`;
+      case 8:
+        return `You said you were going to stop doing that ...and yet here we are.`;
+      case 9:
+        return `Time to touch some grass 🌱`;
+      case 10:
+        return `Why not have a nice cup of tea instead? 🫖`;
+      case 11:
+        return `And yet you still haven't read all of those books in your TBR pile. 🤔`;
     }
 }